hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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