Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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