I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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