mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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