Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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