i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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