Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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