I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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