Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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