you have to choose: penises or morals?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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