I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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