hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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