i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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