Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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