Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize