I think i peed on brittanys purse
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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