i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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