Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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