Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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