he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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