No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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