Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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