Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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