He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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