doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Sober January is a disaster.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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