drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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