i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Only a mothe r could love this liver
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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