He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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