Porn is love you can see.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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