He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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