cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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