Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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