If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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