can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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