We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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