Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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