May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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