I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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