He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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