i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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