How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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