your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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