i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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