No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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