He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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