Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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