Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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