Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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