Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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