when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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